"Modeling is acting like a hoe, but making it fashion."

Tyra Banks

the future is grim

So apparently, Tyra is keeping the current format of ANTM for cycle 21. WELP.

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PSA

Hey y’all. FYI, I’ve given up on the current ANTM. It’s frankly unwatchable and I’m better off without it. I’m not trying to be dramatic or anything, just letting you know that I won’t post anymore on Cycle 20. I’ll still post stuff about classic ANTM in the future, though. I just need a while to get the bad taste of Cycle 20 out of my mouth first.

xoxo

ANTM: Sad Story Edition

Seriously, I believe you have to have some type of condition or tragic backstory to get on this cycle.

Renee has a phobia of things disguised as other things (or something like that), Kanani is deathly afraid of clowns, Nina has half a lung that can explode underwater, Don has PTSD, Alex has a heart condition that can kill her.

Chris is homeless and his mom hates him, Jourdan was in an abusive relationship.

Oh but let’s not forget, Marvin’s dad was a janitor. A JANITOR! What an injustice. It really puts the exploding lung and all that nonsense into perspective

marvin is a real smooth talker

ugh, this fight. that shit just made everyone look bad.

ugh, this fight. that shit just made everyone look bad.

this photoshoot was stupid as fuck. i get that tyra wants to embrace all types of beauty (whatever) but there’s a major difference between having a gap in your teeth and looking like fucking eddie munster.

this photoshoot was stupid as fuck. i get that tyra wants to embrace all types of beauty (whatever) but there’s a major difference between having a gap in your teeth and looking like fucking eddie munster.